and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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