omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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