I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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