laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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