on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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