Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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