I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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