when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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