Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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