Do vagina's smell?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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