Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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