My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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