I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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