Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
Randomize
