a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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