one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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