I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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