i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Two words: blizzard sex
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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