I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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