there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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