You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I party with great urgency now.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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