Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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