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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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