drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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