i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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