Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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