real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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