Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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