he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
how does that bad decision feel?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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