The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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