we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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