Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
So much Jack, so little girl.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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