the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
