I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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