i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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