I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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