I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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