your room smells of hookers.
And success
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Boobs are out for the taking
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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