So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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