well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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