Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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