I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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