I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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