I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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