it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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