how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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