i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I think I am morally bankrupt
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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