god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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