At least make sure they are 18
Why
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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