So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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