Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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