I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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