it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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