sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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