...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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