it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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