I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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