last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
So apparently I’m into choking now
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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