This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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