I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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