They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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